Comments about Venus & Serena Williams that Yahoo Sports (Tennis) considers worthy of publication:

"HGH is a helluva drug."

"Dear Serena and Venus:
Please hurry back to tennis! We need you!
Signed,
A concerned pharmaceutical shareholder."

"They DON'T look well - or good for that matter - and hopefully they don't show their ugly asses at French open."

"The French Open? THEY'LL GET THEIR ASSES KICKED!! I love watching those cow-apes trying to slide on clay. It's hilarious. On second thought, DO play the French Open, williams brothers....it'll provide me with entertainment as I watch you lose."

"lets hear it for the boys, lets give the boys a haaannd!!! Their careers are basically over."

My supposedly obnoxiously offensive remark in response to Michael's comment ("Where are the racists going to comment when these talented young ladies retire? Oh well, there's always basketball."):

"Not to fear, Michael. The melanin-deprived megalomaniacs will always have convenient targets for venting frustrations arising out of their own impotence. US Sports will be a joke without the contribution of African-Americans! Basketball won't be their only solace after the Williams Sisters retire; just try to imagine America participating in Olympics 2012 without black athletes!!!! BTW, those supposedly human male specimens repeatedly referring to Venus & Serena as men, themselves look nearly as masculine as Clay Aiken in drag!"

I sincerely apologise, friends! What was I thinking?! Writing such utter filth after all those classy, intellectually-stimulating remarks by the geniuses!!!!